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GIRLS BEWARE

2010-09-12T20:29:00.000-07:00

GIRLS BEWARE -- INDONESIAN DEVILS ARE IN KELANA JAYA, KEPONG, DAMANSARA, BANGSAR, PUCHONG, CHERAS, SERDANG, SUBANG JAYA, SHAHALAM, OUG, SETAPARK , .....

Indonesian gangs rapes any females - BEWARE !!!
These creatures that look like human called Indonesians are now raping 8 years old girl....!!! Please set up an alarm system in your house...!!! The money is not worth saving....!!! It will be too late for all you know. These Indonesians would rape any females ranging from 1 year old to as old as 90 years old.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
KUALA LUMPUR :

Police have mounted an inter-state manhunt for a notorious gang which robbed a couple before raping their eight-year-old daughter in their Kepong home on Monday. They believe the same gang is also behind Tuesday's incident where a 31-year-old housewife was gang raped by five men in front of her husband at a house in Kelana Jaya after relieving them off RM30,000 in cash and valuables. In the first incident on Monday, three knife-wielding men broke into house in Bukit Maluri, Kepong, at 2.30am and held up the family. The robbers, who entered from the back door, then threatened the couple and their three children before tying them and ransacking the house.

Several minutes later, two of the robbers took the couple's eldest daughter to a room and allegedly raped her.. The gang then fled after 40 minutes with about RM5,000 in cash and valuables.

City police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Meor Chek Hussin Mahayuddin said police had also beefed-up patrols in the area. They are liaising with their counterparts in Negri Sembilan where the gang is believed to be also operating.

BEWARE OF SCAM: Your Coperation

2010-08-11T03:10:00.000-07:00

	from	Samuel Yakubu
to		youremail@gmail.com
date		Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 9:06 PM
subject		Your Coperation
mailed-by		p3nlh098.shr.prod.phx3.secureserver.net

I write to request your co-operation in my desire to find a foreign partner who will assist me in the relocation and Transfer of $14,000.000 which is presently available for investment purpose,I will like you to state categorically any business that will worth investing in your home country will be welcome by me, after, if I look at the income rate and also percentage for investing through you. Please state terms and conditions for me and also laws biding for a foreigner to invest in your country,The entire plan of investment will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your positive response. Kind Regards, Samuel Yakubu

Cute Cute Baby

2010-07-02T05:14:00.000-07:00

found this cute baby photo.. :)

The Biggest Internet Marketing Mistake Ever by: Andrew Hansen

2010-06-22T05:17:00.000-07:00

It is perhaps the biggest mistake to the newcomer internet marketer. The tendency to focus on trying to make money from the big markets online is rampant amongst beginner online millionaire aspirants. This results in a lot of dismayed newbies, a lot of frustration and eventually a lot of failure. .

I think it goes without saying but just to clarify: Trying to generate a profit in these markets when your competition are EXPERTS at doing what you are still learning how to do is a recipe for disaster.

What I am about to tell you is by no means new advice but I never cease to notice the number of IM’ers failing to heed this advice.

The advice? You have to (if your starting out anyway) focus on a niche market! You have to concentrate on creating monetized sites in markets where your pages have a chance to be found by people through search engines.

Of course there are other ways to get traffic. The other most common form for newbies is to use pay per click campaigns. The problem is that the keywords in these enormous markets are so expensive and hence usually out of reach for the new marketer.

By focusing on a niche market you instantly increase your chances of success ten fold! You will spend less money, get more traffic and be able to hone your skills in a more ‘friendly’ environment. If you start out this way you may be able to gather the expertise to properly compete in the super competitive markets later on down the track!

This principle is effective regardless of the way you plan to monetize your site. For example you will want to apply this idea if you are publishing adsense sites, promoting affiliate programs or creating your own product.

The only question is “how do I find a niche”? The internet is such an amazing place that new markets are being created every day so unlike the big impenetrable markets there is an endless supply of niches.

We will address this subject in the next article of this series…

Andrew Hansen.

Find All the Profitable Niche Markets You Can Handle with Revolutionary New Keyword Tool. Find Out More at: http://www.brainstormgenerator.com.

Andrew Hansen is the apprentice to an Internet Marketing Guru of 9 years and makes a full time income online. He proudly endorses www.brainstormgenerator.com as the number one tool for finding profitable keywords, analyzing Niche markets and automating your business system.

Scary Proton Waja / Impian Euro NCAP Crash Test

2010-06-19T11:26:00.000-07:00

This is one scary video of Malaysia national car running a crash test.. Check out the video below showing Proton Waja / Impian Euro NCAP Crash Test :O

Check out this Proton Waja / Impian Euro NCAP Crash Test clip.. think twice before you purchase it :O

Cool Wooden Clay Metal Model & Sculptures

2008-10-13T19:03:00.000-07:00

Some really amazing and interesting model and sculpture made out of wood, metal and junks .. see loads more here...

Art: Interesting Wooden Clay Metal Model & Sculptures

Crazy Funny Light-saber Wushu Fighting Girls

2008-10-13T18:58:00.001-07:00

See some Crazy Funny Light-saber Wushu Fighting Girls

A funny clip showing some chinese girls using light-saber during wushu performace.. Check out the video clips here..

Crazy Funny Light-saber Wushu Fighting Girls

Free E-Book : Land Banking 2008 eBook Download

2008-09-13T19:00:00.000-07:00

For those who are interested in land investment or should I say Land Banking, check out this FREE new e-book (Landbanking 2008: Move Over Stocks and Bonds).You just need to subscribe to the site newsletter and you should have received my email with download instructions.

Title: Landbanking 2008: Move Over Stocks and Bonds

Author: thelandbanker

More details here :

Free E-Book - Land Banking 2008 FREE eBook Download

Safeguard Against Workplace Temptations by Nancy C. Anderson

2008-06-24T19:04:00.000-07:00

If you work with a Flirty Frank or Tempting Tina, there are some ways you can stand strong against temptation.

Co-workers often are required to work on projects or solve problems together, and the resulting closeness can build teamwork — but it can also build a feeling of intimacy. Be honest with yourself. If you’re dressing to please someone at work or lingering in the parking lot hoping that person will ask you to lunch, stop now, before you’ve gone too far.

If you’re in doubt as to what conduct is inappropriate, ask yourself, Would I do this in front of my spouse? And if you’re still not sure, ask yourself, Would I do it in front of the Lord? (You are, you know.) Here is a simple rule to keep you on the straight and narrow: If you’d have to lie about it – don’t do it!

If you feel an attraction to someone in your office and have romantic or sexual thoughts about them, consider a transfer to a different department, a different site, or maybe you should quit. No job is more valuable than your marriage

I wish I would have followed that advice. Because I didn’t resist the temptation 25 years ago, I had an affair with a coworker. My relationship with Jake started innocently. I noticed that he laughed at the same things I laughed at, and he noticed that we both liked similar music, so we started to sit together in the lunchroom. We were just friends. . . until we weren’t.

I remember the first time we went out of the friendship zone and into the danger zone. We were sitting next to each other at a sales meeting when his leg brushed up against mine. I felt a spark at the contact point and was a bit disappointed when he moved it. A few minutes later, he shifted slightly in his chair and his leg, from knee to thigh, pressed gently against mine. I liked it, and didn’t pull away.

I should have. I sent him a signal that I was unguarded. If I’d moved my leg and not responded to his flirtations, I’d have avoided the biggest regret of my life.

After a few months, I “came to my senses” and confessed my adultery to God. I knew that I could not continue to work with Jake without being tempted, so I quit my job. My husband forgave me and we rebuilt our marriage. However, the damage was devastating, and our recovery took several years.

Many Christian companies have codes of conduct that are safeguards against the temptations of emotional or physical affairs with coworkers. Here are some examples:

1. People of the opposite sex should not ride in a car together without a third party present.

2. Don’t make personal (non-work related) phone calls to a coworker of the opposite sex.

3. Don’t have lunch with the same person every day. Move around the lunchroom or break-room and if you go out to a restaurant, go in a group.

4. Make sure that your e-mails and other correspondence are not suggestive, inappropriate, or flirtatious.

5. Talk about your spouse in positive terms, making it clear that you’re married and intend to stay that way.

6. Be careful not to make any lingering eye contact.

7. The only appropriate touch between business associates of the opposite sex is a handshake.

And here are a few guarding hedges to plant around your business travel:

1. If your job requires traveling with another employee of the opposite sex, do not get adjoining hotel rooms. If possible, request a room on a different floor.

2. If you have to meet with that person, offer to get together in the coffee shop or the lobby.

3. Call your spouse every night at a designated time and give him or her full permission to call your cell phone — anytime.

4. Ask the hotel clerk to block out all adult TV channels.

Discuss these lists with your spouse and add any other things you feel are necessary. Then, give your mate permission to correct you if you go out-of-bounds. Also, know that the best defense against an office affair is a healthy marriage. Be aware of other ways your workplace or career could be a stumbling point for the general health of your marriage and then resolve to address those potential areas of weakness.

According to an Orange County Register article titled “Workplace a Hazard to Marriage” (11/24/03) working with people of the opposite sex can be hazardous to your marriage. If you, as a woman, worked with all women, your chances for a divorce would be much lower than if you worked with mostly men. If, however, you’re a married woman and you work with mostly single or newly divorced females, your divorce risk is much higher than if your coworkers were married.

If you’re in a workplace that’s a landmine of temptation or if many of your coworkers are swingin’ singles, be on guard.

Many years ago, my husband worked for a company that was rife with temptations. The owner hired receptionists and secretaries who were usually beautiful, young, and single; consequently, it was not a healthy environment for married men. In addition, some of Ron’s male coworkers ate lunch at a “gentlemen’s club”—a fancy term for a topless bar.

They often asked Ron to go with them, and even though he was tempted, he never went. They’d try to entice him by saying, “We won’t tell your wife. What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” He would politely decline and say, “No thanks, I have a deal with my wife. I don’t go to female strip clubs and she doesn’t go to male strip clubs. They’re dangerous places.” These co-workers all knew that Ron was a Christian, and if he’d gone, they may have discounted his faith and labeled him as a hypocrite. I know that several men admired Ron’s commitment to me, because they privately asked him for advice about their marriages.

Your relationship could be an excellent example to other married coworkers if you stand strong. So be bold and fearless when you’re defending your marriage at your workplace. Resist and flee temptation before it overtakes you.

1 Cor. 10:13 - No temptation has overtaken you except such as is common to man; but God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will also make the way of escape, that you may be able to bear it.

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Adapted from Avoiding the Greener Grass Syndrome: How to Grow Affair Proof Hedges Around Your Marriage (Kregel Publications 2004)

Author Nancy C. Anderson (www.NancyCAnderson.com) and her husband, Ron, recently celebrated their twenty-seventh wedding anniversary. Together they conduct couples' retreats and marriage seminars to help others to predict, prevent or pardon infidelity.

Oklahoma Tornado/Flooding Survival Kit Check List

2008-04-23T20:57:00.000-07:00

Here's some Oklahoma Tornado/Flooding Survival Kit List....

Toilet Paper........................................check!

Bud Light...........................................check!

Keystone Ice........................................check!

Budweiser.........................................check!

Red Dog.............................................check!

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check!

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ......

check!

God love dem red necks!

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Bull Driftwood Sculptures by Matt

2008-04-05T13:52:00.000-07:00

Matt Torrens was born and raised in Calgary Alberta, Canada, growing up attending the Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth, the Calgary Stampede, and was inspired by the cowboy way of life. Be sure to check out my next show at the Grand National art show & sale at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, April 4th-12th. See more of his masterpiece below

Cool Bear, Horse & Bull Driftwood Sculptures by Matt Torrens

Three Kingdoms: Resurrection Of The Dragon (Mandarin)

2008-03-25T10:40:00.000-07:00

His country torn asunder by civil war, Zhao (Andy Lau), a commoner, heeds the call of duty. From the humblest of roots, he rises through the ranks on wings of courage to command an army charged with liberating the land from an evil warlord. Inspired by action, honour and a dream of unifying his divided nation, Zhao's heroism becomes a legend.

But as the years pass and the throne changes hands, the war still rages on. When a newly enthroned king decides peace can only be achieved by defeating the warlords once and for all, Zhao embarks on his final and greatest campaign - a road to adventure that will crown his name in glory for all time.

Funny Transitions by Jim Carrey

2008-03-20T04:51:00.000-07:00

Transitions Jim Carrey - The best free videos are right here

Where are you my Love????

2008-03-10T23:51:00.000-07:00

Where are you..

Baby..
It's been 5 days.. and 4 lonely nights.. It's time to come home...
Have you been eating well..? Is it cold, where u're at..? Is it
comfortable where u slept the past few nights... Was there insects that
bite... Where do you go, when there's thunders and lightnings?
Have you been chased by anyone? Did other dogs hurt you in anyway?
Knowing you, you must be terrified...
You must be starving.. Every meal I have after you have gone, I think of
you... How I wish so hard I can share my lunch or dinner with you...
Everytime the weather changes, I think of you.. where will u hide for
shades when it's hot.. does ur paw hurts if u walk too long on the tar
road.. where will u hide for shelter when it's pouring rain..

Do you miss me..? Do you miss us..?
Baby, you changed my life the moment you stepped into my life..
You dont know it, but you did..
You're the reason that held me & ur dad together..
Baby, you're hurting me..
I can't accept that I cant see you again.. I refuse to believe that
you're out of my life..
Baby I miss everything that you do.. I'm sure Honey & Zoey miss you
too..
I haven't get enough of you yet.. I havent kiss you enough.. I haven't
hug you enough..
Who's gonna chew on Honey's ear to give her a scratch.. Who's gonna
clean Honey's eyes.. Who's gonna annoy Zoey.. When are you coming back?
U're only 2years and 9 months old..

I'm sorry baby.. I'm so sorry.. I'm sorry that in this 2years and 9
months, I spent most of it away from you.. I was in Miri the whole
2006.. and for the past 8 months, i'm in Singapore..
When you're alone out there, if you look through your life.. Am I in it?
Do you remember me? Do you miss me as much, as pain, as I miss you? Or
am I just a glimpse in your memory..

When ppl ask me, what is it that i'm most afraid of..
I would answer, the death of a love one.. Which i have not encounter..
But this..
This is just as pain as how i imagined it to be..
Though I know u're out there somewhere..
But this.. it's killing me..
It's killing me, thinking that I cant hold you anymore..
It's killing me, thinking I cant stare into those beautiful mascara eyes
of yours anymore..
It's killing me that u're not safe at home..

Baby I'm so sorry... I'm so so sorry I couldnt find you..
I'm so so sorry i cant have u in my arms again..
Baby I'm so sorry for not being there to protect you..

Baby I promise you..
If only you will come back...
I will give you everything I have..
I will let you eat all the snacks you want.. I will let you eat from my
plate..
Baby, I will even quit my job, just to spend more time with you and the
other two..
I will spend more time at home..
Baby please come home..
I promise to take you out for walks everyday when I'm in KL..
I'm sorry I didnt walk you out enough, which made you curious what's out
there..
Baby, cant you see? It's dangerous out there, that is why I kept you
in.. We were only protecting you.. Can't you see?
I promise i'll let you do anything you want..
I'll let you bite all my shoes, my slippers, my working shoes.. I'll let
you pull down the laundry, just to make a nest for you..
I promise I wont scold you if you bite anymore.. I realize b, I realized
that everything you did, was just to get our attention..
We thought we gave you all the love you need.. maybe it wasnt enough..
Baby.. Were you happy with us?
I promise i'll give you all the belly rub you want, whenever, wherever..
I promise you i wont budge anymore, when u pounce on me, even if i'm
wearing white pants or skirts..
I wont grumble if your fur sticks to my clothes..
Baby, you can sleep in my room whenever you want to.. Baby, I promise
you..
You can sleep on the couch..
At night, you can sleep on my pillow above my head, with me.. Like how
you used to when you were little.. Do you remember?
When u're afraid of fireworks or thunders.. I promise I wont laugh at
you anymore b.. I promise I promise.. Instead, i'll hold you close..
I'll keep you close..
I'm sorry I used the hair-dryer on you even when you dont like it after
bathing.. I wont anymore b, i wont..
I miss you so much.. I miss you so so much, like never before..
I miss your howls.. I miss seeing you run like the wind.. I miss you
stuffing your nose between the doors, so we couldn't close the door.. I
miss when u manja us.. I miss.. I miss you..
What do I have to do.. To see you again..
Baby.. I'll do anything.. Just.. Just come back home..

Wherever you are, I'll continue searching..
I wont give up on you b.. We won't..
Love you jackie..

Australia's Andrew Symonds clashes with a streaker

2008-03-05T17:15:00.000-08:00

Australia's Andrew Symonds clashes with a streaker during the second final in the one-day triangular series cricket match in Brisbane, Australia.

Which is more talkative, kopi or bread?

2008-02-29T03:44:00.000-08:00

Kopi and bread.

Which is more talkative, kopi or bread ?

*Scroll down for the answer....

Answer: Bread.

Because BreadTalk but Kopitiam!?!.

WiNnErS of 80th ACADEMY (OSCAR) AwArDs

2008-02-27T01:20:00.000-08:00

Best Picture: No Country for Old Men

Best Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men

Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood

Best Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody, Juno

Best Documentary Feature: Taxi to the Dark Side

Best Documentary Short Subject: Freeheld

Best Original Score: Atonement

Best Cinematography in Film: There Will Be Blood

Best Original Song: “Falling Slowly“, Once

Best Foreign Language Film: The Counterfeiters

Best Film Editing: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Song: “Falling Slowly“, Once

Best Actress: Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose

Best Sound Mixing: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Sound Editing: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Adapted Screenplay: No Country for Old Men

Best Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Best Animated Short Film: Peter and the Wolf

Best Live Action Short Film: Le Mozart de Pickpockets

Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men

Best Art Direction: Sweeney Todd: The Barber of Fleet Street

Best Visual Effects: The Golden Compass

Achievement in Makeup: La Vie en Rose

Best Animated Feature: Ratatouille

Best Costume Design: Elizabeth: The Age

Marion Cotillard accepts the award for Best Actress in a Leading Role for "La Vie en Rose"

Daniel Day-Lewis accepts the award for Best Actor in a Leading Role for the film "There Will Be Blood"

Actor Javier Bardem wins the award for best Actor in a Supporting Role for his performance in "No Country For Old Men"

tilda swinton recieve best supporting actress

Scott Rudin (3rd-L), Joel Coen Ethan Coen (L) accept the award for "Best Picture" for the film "No Country for Old Men"

Actress/musician Marketa Irglova recieves the award for Best Song for their

performance in "Once"

Dario Marianelli accepts the award for Best Original Score for the film "Attonement'

Writer Diablo Cody stands with Harrison Ford after winning the award for Best Original Screenplay for the movie "Juno"

Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald accept the award for Best Makeup for the movie "La Vie en Rose"

Actor Daniel Day-Lewis, actress Tilda Swinton, actress Marion Cotillard and actor Javier Bardem pose in the press room during the 80th Annual Academy Awards

Niche Marketing 2.0 System by Patric Chan Explained

2008-02-27T00:31:00.001-08:00

Patric Chan explaining about his latest product Niche Marketing 2.0 System..

Check out the video here .. Patric Chan Niche Marketing 2.0 System

Cool Animation - HORN OK PLEASE

2008-02-14T21:57:00.000-08:00

"HORN OK PLEASE" follows a monotonous day in the life of an Indian taxi driver named Lucky. Lucky's goal is to earn enough rupees to buy the air-conditioned taxi of his dreams...

HORN OK PLEASE was directed by Joel Simon in Belfast. It is a creative collaboration between animators from India and Northern Ireland.

This film is combination of stop-motion (clay) models and drawn, composited backgrounds. The whole film was shot on a NIKON D70 stills camera and post-produced in After Effects on a simple pc.

For more info, visit www.flickerpix.com

Art: Cartoon Characters Skeleton - Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Tom & Jerry

2008-02-11T05:34:00.001-08:00

Here’s are some very interesting cartoon characters skeleton which includes Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Tom & Jerry ..

Art: Cartoon Characters Skeleton - Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Tom & Jerry

THE HOUSE OF THE VIRGIN MARY

2008-02-11T04:25:00.000-08:00

The House of the Virgin Mary (Turkish: Meryemana or Meryem Ana (Mother Mary's) Evi (House)) is a Christian and Muslim shrine located on Mt. Koressos (Turkish: BÃ¼lbÃ¼ldaÄŸÄ± (Mountain of Nightingale) ) in the vicinity of Ephesus, Turkey (7 km from SelÃ§uk).

It is believed by many Christians and Muslims that Mary, the mother of Jesus, was taken to this stone house by Saint John, after what Christians believe to be the crucifixion of Jesus and Muslims believe the rise of Jesus to heaven, and lived there until her Assumption into Heaven according to Catholics and Dormition according to the Orthodox.

THE HOUSE OF THE VIRGIN MARY ( MERYEM ANA EVÄ° )

The House of Mother Mary is on the top of Bulbul DaÄŸ (the Mount of the Nightingale) , seven kilometres south of the ancient city of Ephesos. Here the Blessed Virgin is said to have lived her last years on earth. It was reconstructed on the foundations unearthed in 1891 by the Lazarist Fathers following the detailed description given by a German bedridden pious lady who claimed to have been shown this neighbourhood during visions of the Virgin Mother with which she has been pridileged. Soon after, this place started to attract pilgrims and today this is visited by pilgrims who come from all over the world. Pope John XXIII visited this shrine many times during his stay as Apostolic Delegate in Turkey while Pope Paul VI and Pope John Paul II came here as pilgrims in 1967 and 1979 respectively.

Some amazing photos

2008-02-08T03:59:00.000-08:00

The solar system's tallest mountain—the Martian volcano Olympus Mons, which stands about three times as tall as Mount Everest—is seen here in unprecedented 3-D detail

A minke whale and possibly its calf are dragged up a ramp of the Japanese whaling ship Yushin Maru No. 2 in the oceans surrounding Antarctica.

Lanterns evoking the upcoming Beijing Olympics decorate the industrial port city of Tianjin for the Chinese New Year, which began on February 7.

The tiny moon Enceladus seems poised to bounce off Saturn's rings in a new image from NASA's Cassini spacecraft.

A boy sits on a Styrofoam board as a truck passes through a flooded street the Indonesian capital. (NGC)

All Malaysian Bloggers Project Gathering - Coffee Therapy for Bloggers

2008-01-07T04:39:00.000-08:00

All Malaysian Bloggers Project (AMBP ) gathers for the very first time! It’ll be a meet-and-mingle sort of get-together, so expect an informal setting. See more details ..

AMBP Gathering: Coffee Therapy for Bloggers

33 Impersonations in 4 minutes

2007-12-26T01:13:00.000-08:00

Louie Husted does 33 impersonations in 4 minutes.. Awesome!!!

Amazing 200 Impressions done by 1 guy

2007-12-26T00:44:00.000-08:00

This guy does 200 different impressions. Some of these are remarkably close to the original voices.

Here's the list of his impression...

Gilbert Gottfried.
Seinfeld.
Kramer.
Marlon Brando.
Al Pacino.
Chewbacca.
Chris Walken.
Golem.
Adam Sandler.
Scooby.
Shaggy.
Peter Griffin.
Brian Griffin.
Apu.
Rev Lovejoy.
Comic Book Guy.
Groundskeeper Willie.
Dr. Nick.
Dr Hibbert.
Skinner.
Lou.
Chief Wiggum.
Mayor Quimby.
Robin Leech.
Sylvester Stallone.
Bergess Meredith.
Donkey.
Shrek.
Pee-Wee Herman.
Cartman.
Kyle.
Mr. Mackey.
Towelie.
Mr. Hanky.
Ned Gerblansky.
Quagmire - Family Guy.
Chris Griffin.
Stewie Griffin.
Cleveland Brown.
Old pervert.
Lois Griffin.
Stan Smith - American Dad.
Roger.
Klaus.
Homer - The Simpsons.
Marge.
yeees man.
Krusty.
Otto Mann.
Charles Montgomery Burns.
Waylon Smithers.
Barney.
Moe Syszlak.
Abraham Simpson.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Tony Danza.
Bill Cosby.
Alien in Edgar Suit - Vincent D'Onofrio - Men in Black.
Agent J - Will Smith - MIB.
Jerry Lundegaard - William H Macy - Fargo.
Wade Gustafson - Harvey Presnell - Fargo.
Shep Proudfoot - Steven Reevis - Fargo.
Ernest - Jim Varney.
Mister T.
Randy 'Macho Man' Savage.
Sean Connery.
Smokey - Chris Tucker - Friday.
Big Worm - Faizon Love.
Mr. Jones - Dad - John Witherspoon.
Don Pardo - SNL Announcer.
Matt Foley.
Church Lady.
Caveman Lawyer.
Ed Grimley.
Trump.
Coffee Talk.
Wayne.
Garth.
Johnny Carson.
Ed McMahon.
David Puddy.
Morty Seinfeld.
Babu Bhatt.
Jackie Chiles.
Kenny Bania.
J Peterman.
Keanu Reeves.
Stephen Hawking.
Donatello.
Krang.
Shredder.
Beebop.
Rocksteady.
Jack Nicholson.
Glomer - It's Punky Brewster.
Dezi Arnaz.
Ray Barone - Ray Romano - Everybody Loves Raymond.
Robert Barone - Brad Garrett - Everybody Loves Raymond.
Wilfred Brimley.
George Bailey - Jimmy Stewart - It's a Wonderful Life.
ALF.
Martin Short.
Woody Allen.
Jon Lovitz.
Pat Robertson.
Columbo - Peter Falk.
Jacques Clouseau - Peter Sellers - The Pink Panther.
Steve Irwin - Croc Hunter.
John Coffey - Michael Dunkin - The Green Mile.
David Wooderson - Matthew McConaughey - Dazed and Confused.
Neil Armstrong.
Peter Lorre.
Elvis Presley.
Tone Loc.
Michael Jackson.
Prince.
Louis Armstrong.
Macy Gray.
Humpdy.
Eminem.
Snoop Dogg.
Bob Dylan.
Johnny Cash.
Simon Cowell.
Austin Powers - Mike Meyers.
Dr Evil - Mike Meyers.
Chong.
Cheech.
Borat.
Bender.
Professor Farnsworth - Futurama.
Hermes.
Zoidberg.
Zapp Brannigan.
Kiff - Futurama.
Stuart Larkin - Michael McDonald - MAD TV.
Droopy Dog.
Snagglepuss.
Marvin Martian.
Mickey Mouse.
Goofy.
Booboo Bear.
Yogi Bear.
Kool-aid Man.
Dracula & Creepy assistant.
Popeye.
Principal McVicker.
Butthead - Beavis & Butthead.
Beavis.
Coach Buzzcut.
Tom Anderson.
Cornholio.
Mr. VanDriessen.
Muhammed Ali.
Mike Tyson.
Kermit.
Ms. Piggy.
Bullwinkle.
Tigger.
Eeyore.
Stitch.
Dr. Jumba Jookiba.
Beaker.
Mario.
Wario.
Roger Rabbit.
Ren.
Stimpy.
Lucky Charms.
Bobbie.
Charlie in the Box.
Sunny the cuckoo bird.
Yoda.
JarJar.
Boss Nass.
Palpatine.
R2D2.
Carl - Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Frylock.
Meatwad.
Paul Rodriguez.
Napoleon Dynamite.
Pedro.
Marty - Michael J. Fox - Back to the Future.
Doc Emmet Brown - Christopher Lloyd - Back to the Future.
Boomhauer - King of the Hill.
Hank Hill.
Dale.
Gnome - World of Warcraft.
Elf - WOW.
Al Bundy.
Aliens from Star Wars.
Lieberman.
President George W Bush.
President Bill Clinton.
President George Bush Sr.
President Ronald Reagan.
President Richard Nixon.
President John F Kennedy - JFK.
Regis Philbin.

Oh no.. it's Alien vs Predator !!

2007-12-26T00:34:00.000-08:00

Oh no.. it's Alien vs Predator !! :P

What song is this?

2007-12-22T01:59:00.000-08:00

Can u guess what song this guy singing???

Albert Einstein Words of Wisdom

2007-12-19T01:34:00.001-08:00

Some famous words of wisdom from Albert Einstein...

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"The only real valuable thing is intuition."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious."
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."
"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."

Albert Einstein (March 14, 1879 – April 18, 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist.
He is best known for his theory of relativity and specifically mass-energy equivalence, E = mc2.
Einstein received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to Theoretical Physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect."

Einstein's many contributions to physics include his special theory of relativity, which reconciled mechanics with electromagnetism, and his general theory of relativity, which extended the principle of relativity to non-uniform motion,creating a new theory of gravitation. His other contributions include relativistic cosmology, capillary action, critical opalescence, classical problems of statistical mechanics and their application to quantum theory, an explanation of the Brownian movement of molecules, atomic transition probabilities, the quantum theory of a monatomic gas,thermal properties of light with low radiation density (which laid the foundation for the photon theory), a theory of radiation including stimulated emission, the conception of a unified field theory, and the geometrization of physics.

Works by Albert Einstein include more than fifty scientific papers and also non-scientific books.
In 1999 Einstein was named Time magazine's "Person of the Century", and a poll of prominent physicists named him the greatest physicist of all time. In popular culture the name "Einstein" has become synonymous with genius.

Yum Yum .. I Love Yellow Leaf

2007-12-06T05:24:00.001-08:00

funny pussy cat

2007-12-06T01:46:00.000-08:00

See No Evil :P

2007-12-06T01:15:00.000-08:00